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1. |
XMAS death march
02:10
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2. |
XMAS oh no!
04:20
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christmas! christmas!
auugh!
oh god, not again!
auugh!
give me something stupid!
christmas! give me more!
christmas! christmas!
[shouting, moans]
oh god, not again!
i can't repent.
i can't eat my soup
looking at you
please tell me i'm not really related to you!
yes, children, it's xmas again
and we know how bad you have been
angels are crashing through my window
auugh!
oh god, no, it's christmas again!
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3. |
XMAS riot
03:23
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all i want for xmas is some clean coal
i'm gonna put it in my sock
then i'm gonna swing it around
throw it like a rock
all i want for xmas is an army of cops
i like their riot shields and elbow guards
marching down the street
lookin' for you and me
all i want for xmas
is to be shot by SWAT
aw gee! ain't it neat?
the tanks are coming down our street
it's gonna be fun when all is said and done
they've got smoke bombs and a beanbag gun
it's a XMAS RIOT!
XMAS RIOT!
(what?)
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4. |
XMAS curfew
02:38
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here come the police
on christmas eve
better watch your Ps and Qs!
don't cross the street on xmas eve
don't climb the tree
make sure to be merry... and bright!
...or you won't survive
dress like Jesus and walk through the mall
handing out candy and Gauloises
dragging a cross...
crucify yourself in the foodcourt!
then get a burrito from the guy
might as well pick up a pair of pants for yourself
and a book about the Crimean War
...you need something to talk about xmas morn
then take a stroll through the parking lot
looking for your truck...
you can't remember where you parked!
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5. |
XMAS krieg
04:11
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[German]
he says when he was a child
they used to stab each other
with icicles
[German]
then they would go sit by the fire
and examine each others' wounds
[German]
there were prizes, like a cookie,
for who had the deepest puncture
[German]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7--
that's how many stab wounds
he once inflicted
[German]
rats and dogs were then invited
to lick their head wounds
[German]
and then they would roast marshmallows
over the burning bandages
[German]
one time they put an icicle
in Peter's mother's apron
[German]
and then it melted, dripping on the floor
where it mixed with our blood
[German]
one time he forgot who he was
[German]
where are his lederhosen? you swine!
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6. |
XMAS feelings
03:57
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i want feelings for xmas
i want feelings for xmas
i cannot feel a thing
i cannot feel a thing
i want feelings for xmas
i want emotion, too
i am a robot so are you!
i am a robot so are you!
give me feelings
i want feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
i want feelings
i can't feel a thing
i am automaton
i can do nothing wrong
i've become automaton
somebody turn me on
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
santa claus, give me feelings!
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
give me feelings
i want feelings for xmas!
i want feelings for xmas!
i want feelings for xmas!
i want feelings for xmas!
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7. |
XMAS runaway
14:17
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christmas on a greyhound bus
you're never alone on a bus
bound away from home
gotta make a getaway
gotta break away
got to snake it out of town
can't stand the thought
of eating fruitcake
around the xmas tree
it's a good time to break free
it's time to be who you're meant to be
gotta make a break
run away! be free!
why not disappear
like gifts from under the tree?
burn it down
burn it down
burn it down!
christmas runaway
it's your chance to break free
good bye, good night, good luck
to the family -- RUN AWAY!
ow, ow. how'd that song go?
la la la, la la la la la, la la la...?
[general breakdown]
xmas runaway
run away
on xmas day
[repeat endlessly]
there's nowhere to run
there's nowhere to hide
every single thing
is covered with eyes!
ho ho ho ho ho ho!
la la la, ho ho ho.
they're watching you
they're watching me
they're watching he
they're watching she
everyone is watching everyone
ho ho ho! christmas, christmas...
run away on xmas day
run away on xmas day
run away on xmas day
run away on xmas day
run away on xmas day
run away on xmas day
run away on xmas day
run away on xmas day
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
where are we going to go?
there's nowhere left to go!
they bombed it all to smithereens
...for christmas!
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christmas in the slaughterhouse
christmas in the slaughterhouse
christmas in the slaughterhouse
christmas in the slaughterhouse
bring in those cows!
bring in those cows!
you will never be more free
than when you are hanging
from the ceiling
by ankle chains
christmas in the slaughterhouse
christmas in the slaughterhouse
christmas in the slaughterhouse
christmas in the slaughterhouse
bring in the cows!
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9. |
XMAS GOLD
01:28
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XMAS GOLD!
the wise men brought gold
the wise men brought gold
the wise men brought gold
mary and joseph were poor
mary and joseph were poor
mary and joseph were poor
they could really use that gold!
XMAS GOLD
XMAS GOLD
XMAS GOLD
(how did we get here?
i think we're lost...
it's the same every year)
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10. |
goldplated XMAS
03:27
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christmas!
christmas!
christmas!
goldplated christmas
there's enough money in this town
for a rich man to drown
christmas torches and christmas pitchforks!
christmas torches and christmas pitchforks!
christmas torches and christmas pitchforks!
christmas torches and christmas pitchforks!
goldplated...
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11. |
freejazz XMAS
03:52
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freejazz xmas
freejazz xmas
freejazz xmas!
christmas christmas christmas christmas!
[freejazz space interlude]
it's christmas time in prison...
christmas in prison
christmas in prison
christmas in prison
cigarettes
cigarettes
cigarettes
cigarettes
christmas in prison
christmas in prison
christmas in prison
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12. |
no war on XMAS
03:33
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who doesn't like xmas? i like xmas!
i like eating candy
i like watching movies
i like dicking around
popping chocolates
out of the calendar
counting down days
till i got what i wanted
anticipation made me crazy
sometimes i'd peek in the closet
who doesn't like xmas? i like xmas!
there's no war on xmas
you can't defeat christmas
there's no point even trying
Waaaarrrrrr...
i met an old man
he was a veteran
of the war on xmas
he took a few
but he got through
now he's telling me
his wisdom:
there is no war on xmas!
i've seen things
i can't see
some of them
happened on xmas eve
there is no war on xmas!
there is no war anymore
some people land on their feet
too bad they broke their knees
there is no war on xmas!
there is no war on xmas!
...hide the knives
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13. |
grab 'em by the XMAS
05:42
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this xmas...
take all you can get
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14. |
annoying XMAS
01:12
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we wish you an annoying xmas
and a fucked-up new year
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15. |
all i want 4 XMAS
02:37
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all i want for xmas
is a hearing aid
what'd you say?
oh yeah--happy holidays
all i want for xmas
is a new cane
to help me
up and down
the stairway
all i want for xmas
is no pain
i wanna float free
in the ocean again
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16. |
slothderful XMAS
02:27
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i got a sloth in my stocking
i got a sloth in my stocking
i got a sloth in my stocking
i got a sloth in my stocking
i got a piece of coal in my stocking
i got a piece of coal in my stocking
i got a piece of coal in my stocking
i got a piece of coal in my stocking
i got a big old turd in my stocking
i got a big old turd in my stocking
i got a big old turd in my stocking
for xmas i got a turd in my stocking
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17. |
scary XMAS
04:44
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18. |
lost XMAS
01:44
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XMS on the stock ticker
XMS is down
sell XMS now
dump XMS
XMS is tanking
XMS went off a cliff
XMS ain't coming back
where did it go? i don't know
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19. |
blah blah XMAS
02:05
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we are older than you might think we are
that's ok. everybody's 12 on xmas. and under!
chicken fried reindeer steak, blah blah blah
blah blah blah xmas
xmas blah blah blah
blah blah xmas
blah x- blah xmas
...etc.
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20. |
too much XMAS
10:30
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pt 1
and now xmas is over
all the wrappings put away
and it's time for all good little children
to be tucked away yeeeeeaaaaahhhh
xmas is over
but not in our hearts
xmas is over
packed away in its parts
xmas is over
pt 2
the worst xmas ever is over
no! i like xmas
yes i do
it's just that i'm an old fart now
haven't seen anything new
when i was a kid
xmas was great
now xmas is just
the same old plate
of turkey and stuffing
gravy, too!
ain't got no family
to gather round the yuletide to
spreading xmas tide and joy!
gather round the xmas yule log
and you will experience jooooy
[scatting]
woo!
[scatting]
amen
amen
pt 3
xmas xmas xmas xmas
that's a xmas sound!
day after christmas sale
50% off all of xmas
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21. |
no more XMAS
01:33
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earth is just a spaceship where you're a slave forever...
Q: what happens when you die?
A: we become music. we turn into music!
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